
About
AmishLoversOnly.com is a lighthearted community for Amish men, blending hay bales and heartbreak, courting and comedy, with respectful humor about plain life and modern romance.
Features

Create a humble profile, list your skills from plowing to pie-baking, and let nearby plain folk find your good heart.

Search by district, favorite hymn, or buggy style, then send modest messages that would still make your dat gleeful.
Stories

Ezekiel Yoder, 34
My boy Bryce told me about this site. I walked 6 miles to the library in Intercourse, PA. The lady there showed me the ‘mouse.’ I spent 45 minutes trying to click on the sign-up button before I realized I had been clicking on a picture of a mouse in a framed photo on her desk. Finally made my profile. Listed my skills as ‘churning’ and ‘brooding silently.’

Obadiah Stoltzfus, 41
Heard about AmishLoversOnly from Bishop Reuben, who heard about it from a wayward nephew. Borrowed my English neighbor Dale’s computer while he slept. Spent three hours on what I thought was the sign-up page — turned out to be a Windows screensaver. When I finally got on, I uploaded my best portrait (the one where I am NOT scowling). Still waiting on matches. Very patient man.

Jebediah Beiler, 29
I drove the buggy to the library three Tuesdays in a row. First Tuesday: forgot my password (I chose ‘HorseNamedPrince1’). Second Tuesday: accidentally signed up for a quilting newsletter instead. Third Tuesday: successfully created profile. Listed interests as ‘barn raisings, competitive silence, and quality harness leather.’ Got four messages by Thursday. The Lord provides.

Cornelius Hochstetler, 52
I am a man of dignity and purpose. I asked my granddaughter to help me sign up. She laughed for what I felt was an inappropriate amount of time. She asked what I wanted my username to be. I said ‘CorneyH_BeardMaster.’ She laughed again. Still not sure what is funny. My profile says I enjoy ‘long buggy rides, meaningful silences, and a woman who can properly render lard.’ Three responses so far. Quality over quantity.

